The 10 Commandments of FPS

And yay the lord sayith unto me, his humble sharpshooter, that I must take heed and tell all of:

The Ten Commandments of FPS

1. I am the lord your COD. You shall have no other CODs before me.

2. Thou shalt not play any gay French illegal copies. The story’s hard enough to follow already.

3. Respect thy team leader for it is he who givith life after you fuck up.

4. Do not steal your teammates supply drop you knob. It is a gift from the gaming gods and not meant for thine eyes.

5. Do not commit murder against your own team. They have a big green name over their heads. How much more of a clue do thou need?

6. Do not fire blindly when the match starts. It is the mark of a fool.

7. Shields are for pussies.

8. Do not sprint for the objective, for thou still wont get there before the other team and will get fucked up for thine trouble.

9. This is thou rifle, there are many like it but this one is gold.

10. The bomb is not a toy.