My First Blog

Oh bollocks, what have I just done. You see for the last x number of years I have silently mocked people who blog. Its not even a real word and whoever tries to get it included in the dictionary, and it will inevitably happen, is going to find themselves at the pointy end of whatever I happen to be holding at the time.

It’s a stupid word that sounds like someone trying to speak while vomiting. There are so many fantastic words out there like pontificate, pommel and polyphagous. (I realised that, under the pressure of thinking of interesting words I drew a blank and so turned to the dictionary, I opened at P). But what did our generation come up with when a new word was needed. A brand new word for a brand new thing. Blog. I guess that’s what happens when you leave geeks in charge of something. At least it wasn’t called Kirking.

So now I’m out of university and unemployed. I am bored out of my mind on nearly a daily basis. So here I am. Writing something no one will read simply to have the pleasure of writing… a blog.

Oh bollocks, what have I just done.